one to many suitcases

As I stood looking through my closet at the piles and piles of suitcases I thought to myself... Who the hell needs so many suitcases. Sure, one of them is medium sized and has pretty polkadots, another one is huge with 70s-style flashy glitter. Oh, dont forget about the tiny ridiculously expensive JUICY "trouffle" that you had to have that is ugly.(sidenote: Anyone who spends a ton of money on a suitcase.. YOU NEED HELP) Seriously, what on Earth possesses us to have 50 suitcases to go on vacation maybe once or twice a year. We should have 1 suitcase. who gives a crap if it has sparkles on it or not. All we do with these suitcases is over-stuff them with clothes, half of which we will NEVER wear, and throw them in the trunk, looking at them only when we pack and unpack our clothes in them. I just cant wait until thursday when our trash man comes to pick up this week's pointless junk. I hope he has fun loading 23 heavy a** suitcases into his garbage dump. He will be covered in glitter seguins and other stupid crap we decorate our luggage with. Your Welcome Garbage Man

 :)